If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be?
…in which she climbs onto her stand next to my desk, then lies down on my hand while I scratch her and she writhes for several minutes, her full weight on my wrist, and bites me if I stop, and if I withdraw my hand, plants her self between me and my computer monitor and walks across my keyboard until I return my hand to her stand so she can hop back on it and writhe some more, hurts.