I was eight.
On the third story
Of the half-built house,
I opened Dad’s umbrella
Jumped, floated down.
Childish
naughtiness
And
Wonder
Vindicated.
I was eight.
On the third story
Of the half-built house,
I opened Dad’s umbrella
Jumped, floated down.
Childish
naughtiness
And
Wonder
Vindicated.
Understand, she told him “no.”
He was a patient man and so,
He gently explained why she should,
(You see he tried.) She shook her head
And said something else instead
Of “yes.” He had to shout
And warn her, so there’d be no doubt
That he was serious, yet she
Refused to comprehend. So he
Really, sadly, had no choice,
When he heard, in a women’s voice.
Such gross, unkind audacity.
She started it.
She told him “no.”
No ripple
Circled the scaled,
Unblinking wedge
Surfacing in dark water.
She tasted the hissing air
Towards her sunlit dock
Where I sat,
Before sinking again
Into the brown,
Silken sweetness
Of the summer bayou.
On top are etched
Old thoughts,
Emphasized through paper.
Over years and decades
Many hands
Pressed their point a bit too hard
And marked the wood.
Now a mist
Of unreadable cursive
Rises through brown pine.
I can hear the deep,
Burbling echoes
Of serious people in suits
Writing what they never said,
Or said later and more calmly
Lie down
To slide into shadow
And learn
Water lapping
Sounds midnight blue
And smells of stones.
I don’t usually write poetry, and when I do it tends to be doggerel (hopefully comic) like this. I wrote this years ago, but I recently saw an exchange online that reminded me of it. Hope you are amused. If you’re not, sorry. I calls ’em as I see ’em. Herewith, “Song of a Thread.”:
Peace reigns upon the online sea
And all is copacetic,
For on the forum all agree,
Each poster thoughtfully says “B”
When they respond to the OP,
Some gaily and some solemnly
Some off-hand, some emphatic.
Yes, “B” says One
And “B” says Two
And “B” says Three and Four,
And “B” says Five
And “B” says Six,
Who knows how many more
Would’ve anted up their B
If Seven hadn’t wrecked the thread,
Gone on a wicked trolling spree
By coolly and deliberately
Posting a “C” instead.
Most are stunned by Seven’s gall
Some lurkers turn and flee
The errant “C” has cast a pall
That baffles posters, big and small,
Till Five, the bravest of them all
Steps in, and standing firm and tall
Replies, “No, Seven. B.”
Yes, “B” says One
And “B” says Two
And “B” says Three and Four,
And “B” says Five
And “B” says Six,
Nobody has before
In cold blood dared to disagree
And worse, then offered the reply
To Five’s polite correction mild,
An answer, brutal, mad and wild:
“No, I say C. Here’s why…”
Is Seven crazed, or just plain mean?
Some caution, “Wait and see.
As of yet, we just don’t know
If Seven’s deaf, or maybe slow
Let’s band together. That will show
Her that the answer’s ‘B.’”
So, “B” cries One
And “B” cries Two
And “B” cries Three and Four,
And “B” cries Five
And “B” cries Six,
In a united roar,
They all affirm the blessed B.
Surely that will penetrate
The skulls of any fools who prate
Of other letters, and they wait,
Only to hear. “No. C.”
Eyes narrow. Something’s going on.
Why does Seven insist
On answering? The lines are drawn,
So why does Seven not desist,
When other posters all persist,
With comments she could not have missed,
All saying that she’s wrong?
“It’s B” shouts One
“It’s B” shouts Two
“It’s B” shouts Three and Four,
“It’s B” shouts Five
“It’s B” shouts Six,
Who adds “and furthermore,
I think I’ve stumbled on the key.
On careful reading,” Six opines,
“The awful, hidden meaning shines
From out between your written lines,
You’re really saying…G!”
At last the truth is running free,
Now that it’s been revealed.
That Seven has, with wicked glee,
Tried to wreck the board’s esprit
de Corps not just denying “B”
But trying sneakily to shield
A “G” behind a “C.”
“Not G!” cries One
“Not G!” cries Two
“Not G!” cries Three and Floor,
“Not G!” cries Five
“Not G!” cries Six,
All join in to deplore
Extremism, foully, wickedly
Ignoring every patient plea.
Seven’s exposed for all to see
And plainly must be shown the door —
A G’ist saying “G!”
Peace reigns upon the online sea
And all is copacetic,
For on the forum all agree,
Each poster thoughtfully says “B”
When they respond to the OP,
Some gaily and some solemnly
Some off-hand, some emphatic.